losing my virginity

Okay, zip up your pants and clean up your minds...
I'm not some 16-year -old spring chicken. Well, make that I'm not some 10 -year- old spring chicken (man, girls are fast these days).

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm 30-something (After 30, I stopped acknowledging birthdays) and lost my virginity long ago, back when kids still watched and ignored after-school specials, and back when girls were embarrassed to admit they started their period, let alone admit that they gave IT up.

However, despite the fact that I'm used goods and disposed of my Chasity belt, I am still a virgin. That's right, a BLOG VIRGIN! I am officially baring my naked soul and exposing my intimate self to the Internet masses. Even if I like it, don't expect me to call the next day!

I'm sure that this the point in my blog where I'm supposed to share some profound wisdom or remarkable tale, but I fear that will undoubtedly not happen my first time around..or possibly ever (most definitely not without the help of alcohol). I mean come one, were you a porn star your first time at the stick?

Instead, I'm taking this opportunity to feel out the blog. I'm looking for my place in this space...and like everyone else, my place in this life. Stay tuned for:

Things that piss me off (This will be a daily feature)
Works in progress ( I will always be the subject)
Things I find beautiful (I am not so tainted that I don't see beauty in this world)
Goals and dreams (People say I'm a dreamer...)
Cool people (These people exist to remind me that I am a work in progress)
Daily commentary on the World (Most likely will be included in "Things that piss me off")


So for now, I was only getting my cherry popped. Somehow, I think I enjoyed writing this more than I did the literal event.

I will leave you with Lynn's law of the day:

Sexual innuendos are always funny. Well, at least mine.